First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Worst jokes ever joke

ass

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Ring joke

I heard my neighbours having sex and it was annoying me, so I called my gf to ask if she wanted to go out but when I called her I heard my neighbours phone ringing

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Number joke

9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

What do you call a iPhone put into a smoothie maker?- Apple smoothie.

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Bell joke

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell that’s why she calls you a little shat

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Chip joke

your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Deer joke

Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was… not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it’s now the not so smart Indian’s turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, “Well I… I followed the train tracks, an… and shot th- the train… bu- but it kept going…”

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!

Ninth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Bus joke

What’s long yellow and can’t swim

A School bus full of children

Tenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Priest joke

What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.

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