First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Man joke

An old lady walks into an ice cream store. Clerk greets her and says, “What will it be today ma’am…we have every flavor you can imagine”. Old lady says, “Well, I guess I’d like a quart of chocolate ice cream”. The clerk says, “Sorry ma’am, we’re out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we’ll have”. "“Ok” she replies, “Why don’t you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream”. The clerk says just a little louder in case she’s hard of hearing, “Sorry ma’am, but we’re fresh out of chocolate ice cream”. The old lady says, “Oh, ok. Why don’t you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?”. Finally totally exasperated the clerk says, “Wait a minute lady. Can you spell Van as in vanilla?”. “Why of course young man” she says, “V-A-N”. “Right” the clerk says, “Can you spell Straw as in strawberry?”. “Well of course, Straw”, she replied. “Ok then” he says, “Now spell Fuck as in chocolate”. She says, “There’s no Fuck in chocolate”. He says, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you… THERE’S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!”.

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Number joke

What did the zero say to the eight? “Nice belt!”

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Old joke

your mama so old that she forgot her donkey on noahs ark

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Dinosaur joke

Why can’t dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Girl joke

I told her “I love you”. She said I love me too.

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Game joke

What do you call a 18+ animal jam

Play Wild

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Man joke

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, “Which one is yours?” and he replied, “I´m still choosing.” She looked horrified.

Ninth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Ice joke

Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

Tenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Stick joke

Whats brown and sticky. what did you think! A stick…

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