First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Toilet joke

What do expression do you use when the toilet is clogged?

Oh Shit!

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Sister joke

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)?as involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Egg joke

why did the egg cross the road ?

cause he wanted to be scrambled

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Yo mama joke

Yo mama so old she was in third grade with moses

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Difference joke

What’s the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Uranus joke

keep the planet clean it’s not uranus

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Wife joke

If i send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife…

…is that a romantic jester

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

Why did the car fall asleep Because he was too tyred

Ninth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Sun joke

WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here’s Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. … Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

Tenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Fish joke

What did the fish say when he got to the dam? Dam water. Dam!

Eleventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

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