First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Depression joke

They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. … I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Priest joke

Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Toilet joke

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, “Who’s the toughest guy in here?” The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, “Who’s the toughest guy in here tonight?” The bartender points to the bathroom and says he’s in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, “What happened in there?” Jim smiles and says, “I don’t know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet.”

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Orphan joke

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Darkness joke

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Depression joke

I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Daughter joke

So my teacher’s daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say “What’s wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin’”.

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Baby joke

whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it

Ninth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Common joke

what do women and moldy bread have in common? a yeast infection.

Tenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Dad joke

what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta

Eleventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Man joke

A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window

Twelfth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Girl joke

All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Bio-hazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum

Thirteenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Sadness joke

I’m funny but sad I submit jokes you’ll love. Look for my name in jokes you’ve read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn’t have the chance to open the.jpgts.

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