First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Cow joke

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Baby joke

what’s the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies

My boner

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Worst jokes ever joke

Thats cringe bro, THE esxt weas pisitive

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Difference joke

What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Bull joke

I bulled a handicap today

What is he gonna do stand up for his self

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Marriage joke

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer… than the men who mention it.

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Man joke

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. After 10 shots of vodka they guy had, the bartender figured if he talked to him he would tell him everything as he’s not sober.

Bartender: Hey that’s some nice jewellery you have there it must be expensive.

Guy: Yeah this bracelet is made of 100% diamond. It costs me like 250 thousand dollars. What a bargain eh.

Bartender: Seems like you make a lot of money. What you do for a living?

Guy: I take cash from the bank and don’t give it back. It takes a lot of moral courage to rob banks to provide for my family.

Bartender: What? If that’s the case then why do you even pay for the jewellery or this beer. You’re a hypocrite that’s what you are, justifying robbing people as a living.

Guy: Hypocrite? You’re right I m living with double standards to justify my actions.

(5 seconds later)

Guy: Aye open the cash register and give me your wallet or I will blow your fucking brains out. I fucking hate hypocrites and I will not gonna be one of em!

Ninth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d?

Tenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Moon joke

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.

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