First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Name joke

Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid’s birthday party. He walked in and said “Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel.” He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said “And for my final trick; I will disappear!” He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said “Hey, he’s like my dad.” “Really” asked a little girl? “I guessed?” he said back, “My dad wasn’t a magician, but he disappeared. I haven’t seen him since…”

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Old joke

What is a playground that is old

.? A rotten playground

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Dad joke

I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back. ANDI still didn’t get my FUCKING CIGARETTES.

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Difference joke

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Wife joke

How do you know if your wife is dead?

Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Eye joke

I spy with my little eye…

-noting Iam blind-

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Titanic joke

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Nut joke

Hi I did not get your text I text you when I text you you are not

Ninth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Cow joke

What does a cow use in school? A cowculater

Tenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Baby joke

Whats the best thing about dead baby jokes?

they never get old

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