First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Bar joke

He asked for a shot of beer?? He got shot and killed

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Piece joke

What do you call a swearing piece of shit?

Cus-turd

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Girl joke

Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, “Bruce! Bruce!” and he came running in. “Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor” she said. “S’truth, Sheila!” Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. “You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber.” They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. “No way, we can’t do it!” Cobber said, “So let’s try Plan B” “Plan B?” exclaimed Bruce, “What’s that?” “I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her” replied Cobber. “Spot on” Bruce said, “While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples” “Play with her nipples?” Cobber said, “Not exactly a good time for that mate” "No… " Bruce replied, “But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper”

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Blindfold joke

What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Night joke

I did a walk today but I did have a good day tomorrow night I

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Dad joke

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection

Ninth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Egg joke

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

Tenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Orphan joke

who are ?you oh im orphan! oh … bye ! :/ :(

Eleventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Wife joke

I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying.

Twelfth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Fat joke

Yo mama so fat she broke the stair-way to heavan

Thirteenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Roast joke

I’d love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…

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