First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Luke joke

What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Nut joke

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”

Other jokes:

1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.

2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?

3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.

4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!

5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.

8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

Impossible. I’m very possible, really!

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Hand joke

6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Caesar joke

What did Caesar’s cat say to him?

Nothing. Cats don’t talk.

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Wife joke

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Dog joke

Why did helen keller’s dog kill it’s self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

Ninth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Head joke

Why did frozoan have a head ach he had brainfreeze

Tenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Die joke

An apple a day, or you’ll die any way

Eleventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Paper joke

Do you want to hear a joke about Paper? Never mind its Tear-able

Twelfth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Bus joke

What’s the definition of total chaos? A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.

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