First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Hand joke

You don’t need brains to be a Boss. When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control all of the body’s responses and functions.”

The feet said, “We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.”

The hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.”

Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral Of The Story: You don’t need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Difference joke

What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Orphan joke

What did the Orphan say when he googled Orphan jokes? I would say these jokes hit home but there is no home to hit.

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Depression joke

Me and my friends life story on a dialy basis

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Family joke

I like my women like my family, they’re related

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