First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Wife joke

what did the man say to his wife? “MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH WOMAN!”

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Girl joke

A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. an hour later she got back home not only she lost the stranger but also her virginity.

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Chicken joke

Why did the sperm cross the road?

To Fuck the Chicken

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Chicken joke

what do you call a chicken who crossed the road…suicidal

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Baby joke

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.

Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Jesus joke

Why can’t Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Door joke

Do you like doors yes because you are aDoorable

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Wife joke

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!

Ninth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Woman joke

A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”

Tenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Orphan joke

An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner

Eleventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Common joke

What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop

Twelfth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Girl joke

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

Thirteenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Orphan joke

What do u call an orphan taking a selfie. A family photo

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