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Ten BAD jokes from George & Lial on 26th June 2021

First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Country joke

Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Girl joke

are you a wild girl cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Wall joke

is mrs wall here.No.Is mr wall here.No.Than what is holding up the walls

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Snow joke

Why Did The Skeleton Have No Friends? He Was A Boner! Heheheh! Ah, See Ya Soon Kiddo. Im Goin On Break. Ill Give You Some Fried Snow Later!

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Trump joke

he do American fell like trump is the president he is stuip like soup

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Machine joke

Why was the washing machine laughing? It was taking the piss out of the knickers

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Dome joke

DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Difference joke

What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?

They were both killed by romans

Ninth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Dad joke

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

Tenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Dad joke

Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks; “Mom, Dad, what are you doing?” The mom replies with, “We are playing house,” "We’ll will let you play when you’re older, " The dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny. Who was ironically Timmy’s neighbor. Johnny asks, “How was your sleep last night?” “I saw my mom and dad playing house last night,” Timmy says. “But they told me I could play with them when I’m older.” After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. “Dad, what are you doing?” Timmy asks. “I’m playing house with your babysitter,” Timmy’s Dad said. “But I saw you play house with Mom last night,” Timmy told his father. “Well, don’t tell your mother.” His dad said.

Ten BAD jokes from George & Lial on 26th June 2021