First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Vegetable joke

What’s big round and can’t move?

A vegetable

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Finger joke

Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

People joke

Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him? Because krypton is “stable”

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Green joke

Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A: A pool table

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Ear joke

Josh WIlliams

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Roll joke

what was Stephen hawkings favourite band

the rolling stones

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Stick joke

What’s brown and sticky? A stick

Ninth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Legs joke

Se we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of “do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?” She herd this question to the point were she just says yes without hesitation. Once she had said yes, two kids int he back started laughing. Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you? Kid: Oh were not laughing at that. Kid_2: Were laughing at cancer.

Tenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2? I think your over reacting

Eleventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Little Johnny joke

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

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