First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Beat joke

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Bar joke

So I was sitting at a bar right, That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that’s the story about how I met your mother.

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Dwarf joke

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Cry joke

God creates a wasp :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay… a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird… but okay… God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: shook o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! evil grin Angel: cries Angel: whispers; I’m so sorry…

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Ear joke

1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

4. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

how does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Bear joke

Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China .

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Titanic joke

Watch out there’s an iceberg other person we will be fine 10 minutes later drowns says we will be fine

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