First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Priest joke

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and Acne? Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Michael Jackson joke

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Man joke

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him? not now I have a headache

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Hell joke

What is Steven hawkins favorite song? Highway To hell

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Means joke

Sara’s Mom was helping her prepare for her drivers test. Mom: Okay, any questions? Sara: Yes. I actally don’t know what "yield " means Mom:Don’t worry Hon. No one does.

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

How can you help a llama on holiday?

Alpaca your bags.

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Car joke

How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Little Johnny joke

Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.

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