First bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Skeleton joke

Q why cant skeletons go to the dance

A he doesnt have the guts for it

Second bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Sadness joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life

Third bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Puns joke

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil… But it’s quite point less

Fourth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Kid joke

what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak

Fifth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Man joke

An old lady walks into an ice cream store. Clerk greets her and says, “What will it be today ma’am…we have every flavor you can imagine”. Old lady says, “Well, I guess I’d like a quart of chocolate ice cream”. The clerk says, “Sorry ma’am, we’re out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we’ll have”. "“Ok” she replies, “Why don’t you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream”. The clerk says just a little louder in case she’s hard of hearing, “Sorry ma’am, but we’re fresh out of chocolate ice cream”. The old lady says, “Oh, ok. Why don’t you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?”. Finally totally exasperated the clerk says, “Wait a minute lady. Can you spell Van as in vanilla?”. “Why of course young man” she says, “V-A-N”. “Right” the clerk says, “Can you spell Straw as in strawberry?”. “Well of course, Straw”, she replied. “Ok then” he says, “Now spell Fuck as in chocolate”. She says, “There’s no Fuck in chocolate”. He says, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you… THERE’S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!”.

Sixth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Date joke

When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda’s (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. “All I wanna do is Candle you”

(Lexa and Clarke from ‘The 100’ [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa…)

Seventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Orphan joke

I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

Eighth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Jesus joke

Why can’t Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

Ninth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Baby joke

How do you make a baby cry?

You punch it in the face.

Tenth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Fat joke

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class.

“You could do with Ramadan lasting all year couldn’t you”

Eleventh bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Day joke

Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture…Tonya says…“I’ll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds”

Twelfth bad joke from George 'n Lial Bbabo

Fish joke

Yo mama so stupid she though seaweed was something fish smoke

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